The City of Angels

Let’s take a photo tour through Los Angeles.  We hung out there for three-ish days, equal parts apartment hunting, general sight seeing, and eating some phenomenal food.

There’s also plenty of stuff I didn’t take pictures of.  The camera I was using was from about 2006 and didn’t take great pictures.  Also, I hate looking like a tourist, even if I am in fact a tourist.  Last but not least, sometimes it’s important to soak in an experience instead of seeing it through an LCD screen.

Like I said in my previous #govinbhaigoestoLA post, Adam’s house was one of the coolest living spaces I’ve ever been in.  It seemed to be a mansion, built into the side of a mountain, that was converted into a few units.

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Adam’s was at the top and had a balcony with a wonderful view of northeast Los Angeles.

View from the balcony

Yeah, it’s some freeways and warehouses in the foreground but having this perspective right outside your window (and 70° weather) is pretty fucking rad. Later on I’d snuck down onto Adam’s lower neighbor’s front porch (kind of by accident but not really) and got this slightly cooler shot.

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Adam had asked me to avoid his downstairs neighbor because he’s a crabapple.  Part of my mind told me not to go onto his porch but this picture was worth it.  As I was leaving he came out and gave me a dirty look (asshole).

Adam’s landlord was working on a garden nearby and tells me “the people that move this far out want to get away from the noise and the people”.  Speaking of the garden, it was chill as fuck.

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Adam’s yard may be bigger than Fairmount Park.

And just a short drive away from Adam’s place was a scenic overlook of the city.

So happy to be warm and not working
So happy to be warm and not working

 

I think we went to Venice Beach first.  It was pretty touristy with a boardwalk not unlike the shore out here (except more homeless people, more attractive women in less clothing, and doctors who could prescribe medicinal marijuana). Didn’t take pictures of that shit because like I said, “I’m not a tourist”.

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Anthony, Orton pose

 

Me on some rocks, thinkin' about shit
Me on some rocks, thinkin’ about shit

And some mountains a few miles upshore. Natural beauty: Cali's got tons of it
And some mountains a few miles upshore. Natural beauty: Cali’s got tons of it

 

Whereas Venice Beach is the trashy part of the coast, Santa Monica was super ritzy (also where Three’s Company took place).  Fancy restaurants and cars, Jamba Juice, a big open-air shopping center.  It was disgusting in it’s own special way.  We went to the pier and got some shitty, overpriced souveniers. I don’t have any pictures of Santa Monica but there’s a shocking number of homeless people.  If I had to be homeless, this would definitely be the place to be.

Another day when Anthony was putting in some paperwork for his apartment, I went for a hike up Runyon Canyon.  It’s pretty well known and the views of the city were spectacular.

 

So that was most of the pictures I took in LA. Other highlights include:

  • Adam took us to “Cowboys and Turbans”, a Mexican-Indian fusion restaurant.  This is a bajillion dollar idea, because there’s so much similarity between the cuisines and also I love Mexican food.
    • The food was actually kind of disappointing (I got a fish masala burrito).
    • I’d bet the rent that an Indian person did not cook it.
    • The restaurant itself was very cool, open-air seating with fireplaces and shit – not possible in the Northeast.
  • Adam, an insider in the comedy entertainment industry (not kidding about this) brought to our attention to the Meltdown, a comic book store by day, and a stand-up comedy venue by night.
    • When the store closes down you get a number on your wrist and you’re funneled into a very intimate, non-airconditioned venue in the back of the store.
    • They get big comedians practicing new stuff and lesser-known comedians who are on the cusp of making it big.
    • It was really fucking cool.
    • There was a hoagie (you read that right) truck outside of the place.  Close but no cigar – the bread was too soft, that’s just not right.
    • On the way home we stopped by Adam’s favorite Mexican food truck.  Possibly the best burrito I’ve ever eaten.
  • The weather is perfect everyday.
  • Adam and all of his roommates are in the entertainment business.  Anthony moved out there to join them.  Some of them have more standard, “9-5” production/desk jobs whereas others bounce from freelance gig to freelance gig.  (Actually, one of his roommates worked at a zoo IIRC but that’s equally cool.) Hollywood runs this town.
  • Most everyone in Los Angeles is attractive/in very good shape, has tattoos, and seem to live out of their cars (by necessity).
  • THERE IS TOO MUCH TRAFFIC AND TOO MUCH DRIVING IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
    • SoCal is where urban planning goes to die.
    • Freeways are twice as wide as they are in PA but crawl along at a snail’s pace because there’s a single person per car.
    • Public transit is abysmal, very few parts of the town are walkable.
    • Parking is a pain in the ass.
    • This was by-far my least favorite part of Los Angeles.  I fucking hate cars.

Finally it came time to head back home.  The chubby, awkward Jewish kid I’d met at college orientation a few years ago had moved across the country and was living the dream in Los Angeles (generally ballin’ hard and in great shape).  I’m really proud of him.  I’m hoping the chubby Puerto Rican kid I met in first grade can accomplish the same thing out here.

I flew back home and started figuring out how I’d move to California.

Hoping to make a post in the future about my vacation in SF and LA with my parents.  They have most of the pictures though so it may be a while. Thanks for reading about my trip to Los Angeles.

Day 4: #govinbhaigoestoLA #andhemadeit

10/14/13

Left Tempe at 6:20, I was certainly tired of spending the entire day in the car but Los Angeles was so. close.  The last leg was only 6 hours or so, and that’s a walk in the park compared to what we’ve been doing.

We started upon one of the giant highway loops that comprises Phoenix and headed west on Interstate 10.

It's a shitty picture but Phoenix is a shitty city.
It’s a shitty picture but Phoenix is a shitty city.

The rest of Arizona was pretty uneventful, strip malls and desert.  Right before 9 AM we crossed into California.  The dry earth became farmland. The radio stations improved rapidly. The good vibes were palpable.

The promised land!!
The promised land!!
Instantly farms
Instantly farms

 

I was finally there, the golden state, the Republic of California.  I’d been told multiple times by multiple people that I would love it out there, and my love affair was only beginning.  My goal in 2014 is to move to Cali – or at least out of the cold.

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Around 10:15 we stopped in Indio, CA, home of the Coachella music festival, for some gas.  The first thing I noticed was in place of a truck stop McDonald’s or Burger King, there was a Del Taco.  This reminded me of two things, I’m not in Kansas Pennsylvania anymore, and I’m in CALIFORNIA (also I had the munchies).  The good vibes got stronger and stronger as we made our way to Anaheim, and then LA.

We passed through some mountains around Riverside at about 11:30. We picked up the UCR radiostation that was playing non-stop awesome indie music.  Everything, I would soon find out, is better in California.

Passing through Riverside (and great music)
Passing through Riverside (and great music)

We were still a ways away from Los Angeles proper, so our first stop was in Anaheim at Anthony’s Aunt Corie’s house (actually, Jack-in-the-Box and then his Aunt’s house).  It already became clear just how despicable the traffic was in SoCal, it didn’t help that Aunt Corie lived within a literal stone’s throw of Disney Land.  Still, every street was wide enough to accommodate tons of cars, though we spent plenty of time idling in gridlock (and we were still MILES away from LA).  Good weather = cool, good food = very cool, cars everywhere = turrible.

We sat and chatted with Anthony’s aunt for a few hours (he hadn’t seen her in a while, natch) and I was terrorized by her giant hellhound of a pet.  The house was ranch-style, like many in the area, with an open floorplan, swimming pool, and a very dry lawn.  I’ve been told you can see the nightly fireworks at Disney Land from her backyard.

Between working from home, Aunt Corie and her husband told Anthony about when they’d moved across the country as 20somethings, as Anthony and his girlfriend were planning to do.  His uncle was really proud of him – it really does take balls to pick up and move across the country.  At 1 PM on that day, it still felt surreal that we were there and Anthony would be moving out here within a couple of months.

Anthony unloaded some of his stuff.  He’d also be leaving his car here when we flew back to PA to pick up when he returned to LA.  And we were off to the city of Angels by 3:15.

If you’ve never been to the west coast it’s hard to fathom what type of city Los Angeles is.  My buddy Adam described it as a “fake city” because it’s really just a bunch of smaller cities spread out and tied together by a giant spiderweb of freeways (that’s what they call ’em out there).  We were taking I-5 into LA, it was 35 miles away but we were very much in the LA metro area.  For some perspective, that’s about the distance between Harrisburg and Lancaster, except 283 would be 10 lanes wide, bumper to bumper traffic the entire way, with houses and shopping malls on all sides.  To continue comparisons to central PA, the freeway also smelled like shit (what’s up Lancaster county?).

It took a goddamn hour to reach LA.  I could tell because the buildings got moderately bigger and the traffic got considerably worse.

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That said, we finally made it to Los Angeles FUCK YES.

My buddy who we were staying with had work, like a normal person who wasn’t skipping an entire week of work.  So we were on our own in the city so Anthony could look for apartments.  That’s the “main” reason we came out here, Anthony at least.

I balked at the absurd amount of traffic on every fucking freeway, street, whatever.  Most cars being driven by a single person, congesting the roads and providing the fine cloud of smog that is known to envelop Los Angeles.  We’d wait at intersections for 10 minutes, barely moving a block.  Philly may be congested and gross but I’ll take my grid system and public transit over this shit every day of the week (and twice on Sundays).

I was navigating for Anthony as we made our way to the Hollywood part of town, merging, turning, basically being in the car felt like a near death experience.  So it goes when you’re surrounded by a couple million, gas-burning agents of environmental destruction.  It was actually pretty shocking seeing how everyone was in such good shape despite spending a couple hours everyday sitting on their asses in traffic.

The first apartment building we visited in Hollywood was actually the best we saw during the entire week, and was right on Sunset Boulevard (I think?). Anthony was this close to finalizing on it before some things arose but that’s another story for another day.    One thing worth mentioning was the feeling that “yep, this is where entertainment takes place”.  Advertisements for movies and TV shows and luxury perfume were everywhere.  It was all so corporate, so glitzy, so unlike anywhere in Philadelphia.  Weird.

Palm trees = nice
Palm trees = nice
View of downtown LA from the roof of the apartment building
View of downtown LA from the roof of the apartment building

Already I’d begun to miss the row homes of south philly, everything around this part of town was apartment complexes that all seemed like they’d been built in the past 10 years.  Like much of Hollywood, it felt extremely fake.  But I wasn’t the one moving here, and it was really sunny outside.

We found parking (fucking TERRIBLE to do in LA) and started walking right down Hollywood Boulevard. It was the Times Square of LA, lots of tourists, overpriced gift shops, generally shitty.  I saw the stars in the sidewalk, the “HOLLYWOOD” sign, street performers and got hassled to do a celebrity home tour (note: if you actually do this you are the worst kind of person).

Took this one for my dad. Dude loves Jackie Chan
Took this one for my dad. Dude loves Jackie Chan
CHEST HAIR LIKE YOU HEARD ABOUT
CHEST HAIR LIKE YOU HEARD ABOUT
And a sign that's much less impressive in person
And a sign that’s much less impressive in person

 

Also this
Also this

It was still early, around 5 PM.  Adam wouldn’t be off work for a bit and he had a long commute home (no kidding) so we stopped to grab a drink.  So many bars to choose from…so which one did we decide on?

Obviously the one with this guy outside
Obviously the one with this guy outside

Turns out it wasn’t an Eagles bar, they just had this dude outside.  Wasn’t even a sports bar.  Mindfuck city. It was maybe 6 PM and Monday Night Football was on TV – totally taken aback by that too.

But it was in this bar that everything became very real – my best friend was actually moving across the actual country to live in actual Los Angeles.  Sucks that I’m not going to be able to walk over to his cul-de-sac to play basketball, let alone see him more than once or twice a year.    Most of my high school friends didn’t live in Linglestown anymore, but the diaspora was about to truly begin.   However will we do a live fantasy football draft?

I got a call from Adam, one of my dear friends from college who I hadn’t seen since our graduation in May 2012, and we started up to his place.  He was in Echo Park, a formerly grungy area that was gentrifying rapidly (“You’d really like it, G” he tells me, and he was right).  This neighborhood had, at that time, the steepest hills I’ve ever seen.  It was completely mind bottling that people would build houses in such inconvenient areas.  Narrow streets going up the sides of hills – who’s idea was that? Adam’s house specifically was built into the side of a mountain, with a deck overlooking northeast LA.  It felt as though we may die driving up to his house and parking but we’d made it.

Adam was living with a bunch of Temple’s film school grads in a very, very chill space.  The house was big and spacious, the people were super relaxed after a long day’s work. Or stoned, but whatever.  What a sight for sore eyes this kid was:

I was so happy when this picture was taken

I was so happy when this picture was taken

My friends and I in college never took pictures together.  Why would we? We’re just hanging out and playing video games or hackeysack or some dumb shit.  When we graduated and realized we have 0 pictures together it dawned on me that I should take the occasional picture with people I care about, if only for reminiscing later.

That night we went to Umami burger, a series of burger joints in Los Angeles.  Every place has their own special burgers and the one we visited was my #1 favorite meal of the trip.  Don’t remember what I got because I accidentally got someone’s order and I ate half of it anyways.  What I do remember is Adam’s roommate, a petite girl, inhaling the burger in less than 60 seconds, unreal.  And our desert, it was called the flying saucer and was better than sex.  I don’t remember specifically which Umami burger we went to, so if you visit LA just go to all of them and thank me later.

After dinner we went back to Adam’s and hung out on his balcony.  Talked about life and shit. Didn’t matter we hadn’t seen each other in 18 months, he’s a friend where you can pick up anywhere without skipping a beat.  Keep friends like that around, and be sure to introduce them to each other.

Future bromance?
Future bromance?

Mileage count: Today – 389 miles, Total – 2,896 miles

This is the end of my consistent bookkeeping. We spent a few days in LA looking for apartments, sight seeing, and catching up with old friends. I’ll try and summarize the rest of my LA trip in the next post.  (It’s worth reading, if only for pictures of Adam’s place.)  

Thanks for reading.