So at this point you know how baller our couch is. You’ve probably slept on it before. It’s an awesome couch.
At least 5/7 nights a week there is at least one person who falls asleep on this couch (and that’s being conservative). If you count people sleeping on couch/days perweek, the number is closer to 10/7 (over 100%), what with friends crashing here over the weekend and multiple people crashing on this couch any given week night. We have the greatest couch of all time. Case in point:
And they weren’t even that drunk.


[…] day had come. The Portales bailed out so I was flying solo to this thing. I blame the couch. I locked up my whip, and proceeded to drink as much as I thought would be acceptable when drinking […]